La Guardia Airport Worker Takes His Stair Car To Get Pizza

NY Post – This would make the Bluth family proud. A grinning La Guardia Airport worker took a lunchtime joyride in an “Arrested Development”-style stair car — even though the wacky contraption isn’t allowed on city streets. The driver, a regular at a nearby pizza joint, was spotted cruising in the Southwest Airlines vehicle on 19th Avenue and Hazen Street at 12:30 pm on Saturday. But just because Michael Bluth rolls in a staircase-on-wheels, doesn’t mean normal people can. “It is not legal to drive on a public street,” a DMV spokeswoman said. The vehicle displays a Port Authority license plate marked “A 3537” — which permits driving only on airport premises.  “This is not acceptable behavior,” Steve Coleman, a Port Authority spokesman. “We will immediately begin to identify the offending vehicle and driver and will take appropriate action.” Southwest spokesman Chris Mainz apparently disagreed, saying, “Nothing unusual or out of protocol on this one.”

I think the phrase “no fucks to give” is kinda overused and trite at this point. People love to say that these days. But theres never been a more appropriate time to use it then right here. This guy gives zero fucks. Perhaps the cockiest move of all time. Guy just wanted his fucking pizza and wasn’t gonna worry about traffic laws or hop ons. Ridin dirty in the Stair Car, probably begging to get fired. Ultimate mail time move.